Keep these much-loved holiday scents on hand for any coworker, random cousin or friend you didn’t know was a friend that surprises you with a gift.
Like confetti, but edgier and harder to clean. You’ll be finding stray needles until Arbor Day.
Ever heard of the Irish goodbye? Well now you can just go unnoticed the entire time. Dodge your aunt. Go for thirds. Leave in a hurry. This makes it all possible.
Lazy, yet effective for trudging through three feet of freshly fallen snow without a snowblower or your dignity.
Instantly reduces 60% of holiday party anxiety. Especially when Aunt Edna gets into the wine jelly.
Cures 8 out of 10 holiday hangovers almost every time.
Use sparingly to help keep invited guests on their feet. Use liberally to form a barricade of potholes and keep unwanted guests at bay.
Our eggnog is specially formulated without gluten, dairy and eggs to kick you out of your December 26 holiday hangover.
There’s no need to buy dozens of AAAs. Our Zombie Battery can power all of your holiday gadgets or even a small oven for a side ham.
Consider this your holiday music palette cleanser. One listen to this and you’ll be begging to hear the Christmas Donkey again.
Not every gift will be a hit, but you can better manage expectations with these truthful gift tags.
Surprise your daughter with the one thing she’s always wanted. And the one thing guaranteed to knock over the Christmas tree while you’re not looking.